Memo

To: Feral Cat
Re: This afternoon

Dear Sir or Madam,

This afternoon one of our Black Japanese bantam hens escaped. You saw fit to chase and kill her, leaving a trail of feathers and a carcass for me to find next to the garden. Please be advised that we do not approve of killing for sport, and that if you try it again, we will be obliged to fetch the BB gun.

We would appreciate it if you limit your activities to rat and mouse removal in the future.

Heartbrokenly,
Jamie and the s.o.