What do you call an English muffin?
Is it just a "muffin"? And if so, what do you call a muffin?
The s.o. and I brainstormed on possible English names for English muffins, and this is what we came up with:
crumpet gone wrong
Silly, aren't we? Still, I need to know the answer or I won't sleep tonight.
* Why not? Cookies are called that, after all.
** Do the British even play hockey? Still, our favorite option.
*** See "Canadian bacon" = "back bacon"