Thursday, December 14, 2006


I just wrote this in an e-mail to a friend, and it struck me funny. So here it is for everyone's enjoyment:

I still haven't had time to carve my Jack O' Lantern. The pumpkin continues to sit, uncarved, on the front porch. Several weeks ago I downloaded a turkey stencil off the internet in hopes of making a Turk O' Lantern, but it never materialized. Now I suppose it will have to be Christmas-themed. Or maybe I should just carve "2007" in it and light it up on the night of the 31st.

I really hope it doesn't turn into the Easter Pumpkin.