Unnervingly accurate horoscope

Courtesy of Vanity Fair's Michael Lutin:

GEMINI
Mercury's retrograde again, damn it. Actually, it's no big deal this time, though it may alert you to the disquieting fact that your place is in total chaos now. What else can you expect when you're in the midst of a home-improvement project of this magnitude? Planets clustering in your solar 4th house always cause some turmoil, emotional or otherwise, and your family constellation is in a state of change. At least you're getting a five-minute breather from the usual anxiety over money. That's good news, isn't it?

Of course, I'll be finishing my taxes in the next couple of days (I've postponed till August 15 again), so the "breather" won't last...