Be vewy, vewy quiet

Statistically, if you are a rural Georgia woman, you are at the mall today. If you're a man, you're deer-hunting.

Effects:

(1) No line at the post office.

(2) Grocery store full of guys in camouflage.

(3) Shots ringing out constantly, making me (and the dogs) very twitchy.

That's about all I've got. Not much going on here today except the sudden appearance of school-bus-yellow signs advertising a house-moving company in all the front yards along Rte. 278 east of Greensboro. Do I sense a major road widening in our near future? Lines of orange construction cones stretching to the horizon? A major hassle in the making?

On the other hand, it would be nice to encourage people to move out thisaway. Anybody need a house?