Jackpot!

I just got a ten-pound young goose for $10 at the eastside Kroger in Athens. I think it was a mistake on their part, since the geese weren't even on sale, and by all rights it should have cost at least three times that amount.

I love it when people hire the incompetent. "$35? That can't be right. I'll fix it so it's the same price as the chicken."