Two actors who are perfectly good, but who freak me out because they look so much like my ex:
1. Josh Hartnett
2. Ethan Hawke
And, completely unrelated to the above, something I learned last night that I never in a million years would have suspected:
There is such a thing as a pecan truffle. (If you see someone scratching around in the back yard with a garden rake, it's me.)